Apeman
Personally, I do NOT believe in Darwin’s Theory of Evolution, as if human beings were evoluted from monkeys, we are all must live in the zoo or in the jungles by now. Anyway …..
If you were a monkey:
- Where would you be by now? Which zoo/jungle?
- Would you have a special ability? What’s that?
- What would be your favorite food: bananas or peanuts, or something else? And how to serve them to you?
- How would you do when you’re upset?
- What would be the one thing that makes you a happy monkey?
- What would be the one thing that makes you wish you were human?
- What would be the one thing that makes you proud of yourself and be thankful because you’re not human?
1. Where would you be by now? Which zoo/jungle?
… zoo, so i can be idolised and on display and be fed and taken care of!
2. Would you have a special ability? What’s that?
… touch my face to my ass
3. What would be your favorite food: bananas or peanuts, or something else? And how to serve them to you?
… some chicken meat
4. How would you do when you’re upset?
… scream and hit!
5. What would be the one thing that makes you a happy monkey?
… cuddles and getting my coat picked off of insects (very therapeutic i think)
6. What would be the one thing that makes you wish you were human?
… less fur, it’d be tough to groom all that fur!
7. What would be the one thing that makes you proud of yourself and be thankful because you’re not human?
… being agile and care-free
Comment by Marie — Fri - December 9, 2005 @ 10:31 pm
That is NOT Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. It does not say that humans evolved from monkeys. It states that humans and monkeys have a common ancestor. Big difference.
Comment by Christine — Sat - December 10, 2005 @ 9:09 am
Mine’s up here.
Comment by 648r13||3 — Sat - December 10, 2005 @ 11:47 am
my answers are up @ Blogu’s saturday meme post
Comment by Ogu — Sat - December 10, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Evolution is TRUTH! You are such an idiot! Go commit suicide.
Comment by IV13 — Tue - February 21, 2006 @ 7:10 am